Today is Frank's (Dad's) Birthday!!!
Happy Birthday, Dad!!

Posted on: Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Today is Mom's (Pat's) Birthday!!
Happy Birthday, Mom!

Today is Leo's birthday!!
Happy Birthday, Leo!!

Today is Kenneth's birthday!!
Happy Birthday, Kenneth!!

Congratulations to Mom & Dad on 33 years of marriage today!

We all love you VERY much!!

Posted on: Wednesday, August 27, 2008

 Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Jchon!  Hope you have a wonderful day!

 Happy Birthday Jchon and Hasppy new year to all of you :)

I hope you are having a great day and everyone else having a good start into the new year.We are having a huge Party so I probably wont be online tomorrow ..lol.So Happy Birthday once again to you ,Jchon :)

 of course!

Does it not make sense that it would be a 'tail'??? Geeezzz...

Dad and I are resting at a Days Inn in Piqua, OH after a long day packing stuff at the warehouse. Tomrrow I will be working with the former lady owner and get some tips on painting, while Dad is loading up the truck and trailer. We should be home Sunday evening.

 The real question is,

is it a "tail" of two cats on purpose?

 A Tail of Two Cats

Peace is slowly creeping into the Paradise household. Some of you may not know, but we have seemingly acquired a second cat. I actually believe she is not a stray, as she is well taken care of, or was when she started knocking on our back door. Then William started feeding her..canned food...so of course she stayed.

Tony and Leo named her "Fix It" when they were here at Thanksgiving. At that time she was not allowed in the house as poor Furball freaked out. But again..William would close his door and she would stay out with him. Since Furballs litter box and food are out there, it was inevitable that the two would meet. Trust me when I say those meetings were not of a friendly nature. Fix It had no problems, but Furball was quite the bully.

Fast forward 3-4 weeks....Fix It is curled up next to me on my right and Furball is stretched out on the arm of the chair on my left. She even got close enough to sniff her tail! I think there is hope they may become friends....

 Oh good grief...

I do believe someone is having a few too many, unfortunately it isn't me  (however I did just finish ritz crackers and canned cheese for dessert after a dinner of yumyum salad!!). At any rate, NONE of the aforementioned 'fat California guys' have JUST lived in California, they ALL have lived in other areas of the country including Oklahoma. So that is of no help at all.

I think I am changing my vote to Anthony....only he would be so respectlful when calling his favorite mother-in-law old....

As for advising the nations leaders...you only WISH people like me were advising our leaders. The world would certainly be more fun! But alas, our industrious leaders do not listen to likes of lowly district staffers. Trust me, if Ernest had, the report from the Congressional Committee about the OKC bombing would have been investigated and reported 8 years ago!

 Tsk Tsk Tsk......

An IP address?  What is that?  And how does it tell you who I am?  Oh goodness.......this has gone from entertaining to downright confusing.

Another potentially false assumption is that, although I called myself California Guy, I live in California currently.  Should we all be worried we entrust the Elderly Lady to consult our nation's leaders when she is so quick to make assumptions?

Oh the humor of it all............

 Well, according to THAT theory,

that only leaves Jimmy and he has never posted to the sight ever, that I am aware of???? Hmmmm...maybe that explains that odd series of posts about a year ago.....and since Jimmy is MUCH older than me, he would definitely qualify as old...being the baby sister, I would not dare to call him fat...how silly would THAT be!

That being said..."the Crawford sense of humor" comment clearly points the arrow back at John, who in some signifcant portions of society, COULD be considered old!

Where is Jchon when we need an IP address??? :

 Who could it be?

Let's see.....Anthony is neither old, nor fat, at least not by regular socital standards.

John is not old, but could be considered fat, although I don't think so.

Are we all sure there are only 2 members of this family living in California that could be considered the Old Fat guy?  Me thinks not!

Keep trying, that Crawford sense of humor should be kicking in soon!

 I am soooo staying out of that...

There is no way I'm going to get into a discussion of who the old fat guy is!

And Mom, you know to go after the bells, but other than that just anything from Queen Ann's would be good.